笑话1:“你把你的第一次给了你的男友,你拿什么留给你未来的老公?”“技术。”笑话2:医生愤怒地训斥自己的助手:“我明明让你给病人喝的是止咳药,可你竟然给他喝了一瓶泻药!”助手辩解:“他不是不咳嗽了吗?”医生无奈地说:“他实在是不敢咳嗽了!”笑话3:公主射箭招亲,第一个射穿公主头上的苹果,说:i am 罗宾汉!第二
笑话1:早上起来去买早点。“老板,来个鸡蛋饼,不加肉,不加火腿,不加鸡蛋,多少钱?”老板看了我一眼,悠悠地说:“小伙子,近来赌球了吧?”笑话2:best rewarda naval officer fell overboard. he was rescued by a deck hand. the officer asked how he could reward him."the best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is